The lawn needs doing
The boards are bare
The floor needs sweeping
and neighbors stare
The list is endless
Chores and repairs
But I ain’t gonna do it today
I said I ain’t
I ain’t gonna do it today
The bills have all come in
but they’ll have to wait
The boss keeps phoning “Will you be in today?”
My head is aching from too much wine
So I ain’t gonna do it today
I said I ain’t
I ain’t gonna do it today
What am I gonna do without you?
My life is such a mess
Is it any wonder I feel so damned depressed?
The stove ain’t working
The faucet leaks
This pile of garbage has been sitting here for a week
The lawyers are calling me to sign you away
but I ain’t gonna do it today
I said I ain’t
I ain’t gonna do it today